Official US Military Reflective PT Belt
Every servicemember's favorite piece of required safety equipment! Invincibility awaits with this amazing military-grade accessory! Available in you-can't-hurt-me-Yellow, ruck-march-hero-Red, and don't-run-me-over-bro Blue.
Make sure you wear it at all times to keep yourself out of harm's way. This belt does it all.
*PLEASE NOTE: PT Belt does not actually guarantee safety or harm prevention in any way. This is clearly satire.